> >
> >
> >
> >
> > By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth
> > day of working overtime.
> > An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much
> > time on this one?"
> > And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on
> > her?
> >
> > She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
> > have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to
> > run on
> > diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four
> > children at one time,
> > have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to
> > a broken heart -and she will do everything
> > with only two hands."
> >
> > The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two
> > hands!? No way!
> >
> > And that's just on the standard model? That's too much
> > work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.
> >
> > "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to
> > finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already
> > heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
> >
> > The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
> > "But you have made her so soft, Lord."
> >
> > "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her
> > tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
> >
> > "Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
> >
> > The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she
> > will be able to reason and negotiate."
> >
> > The angel then noticed something, and reaching out,
> > touched the woman's cheek.
> > "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I
> > told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
> >
> > "That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
> >
> > "What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
> >
> > The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
> > her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her
> > grief and her pride."
> >
> > The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord.
> > You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing."
> >
> > And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men.
> >
> > They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold
> > happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing
> > when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they
> > are nervous.
> >
> > They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to
> > injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when
> > they believe there is a better solution.
> > They go without so their family can have. They go to the
> > doctor with a frightened friend.
> >
> > They love unconditionally.
> > They cry when their children excel and cheer when their
> > friends get awards.
> > They are happy when they hear about a birth or a
> > wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss
> > of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no
> > strength left.
> > They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
> >
> > Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
> >
> > They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how
> > much they care about you.
> > The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep
> > turning.
> >
> > They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and
> > ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends.
> >
> > Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
> >
> > HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
> >
> > IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.



















